5.11.2007

One of my all-time favorites, from early last year:

Royals To Get A Taste Of Angels' Colon

The lovely state of our media

can be summed up with the following:

Obama's leading man

Barack Obama says he would want Will Smith to play him in a movie.

This is a main headline on Yahoo!. This. Because there is nothing more important in electing a president than which actor would play them in a theoretical biopic. Ohmigod we are all doomed.

1.7.2008

A lovely Yahoo! News study from early January:

Study: Anxiety may be bad for your heart

It may be bad for your heart. I suppose the implication here is that there are situations in which extreme stress on your heart is a good thing.

There's probably a lot of jokes to be made, but when I first noted the headline I didn't come up with one and don't have one now.